Pretty Girl Update! - Lindsay Lohan

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I much prefer this whore over, say, Paris Hilton.  All other whores should take note.

Pretty Girl 11.03.11 - Kelly Kelly

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Theme song by Woody Body. ;-j

Pretty Girl Update! - Leilani Dowding

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Hat on.  Top off.  Awesome.

Pretty Girl 06.02.12 - Natalina Maggio

Her roles have included: Night Club Dancer, Hot Club Dancer, Young Debutant, Beautiful Woman, Hot Girl (3 times), Bikini Girl (twice), Venice Bikini Girl, Bar Girl, Beautiful Bar Girl, Attractive Waitress, Persian Porn Star, Stripper #2, Dirty Angel, Greek Goddess and... Kim.

Pretty Girl 05.31.12 - Courtney Henggeler

I've always said that there was nothing good about The Big Bang Theory.  Guess I was wrong.  Missy Cooper!

Pretty Girl 05.29.12 - Ann Lux

When you're the sort of guy blessed with the talent to be a Major League third baseman (Will Middlebrooks), this is the childhood sweetheart that you eventually marry.  Cue the fairytale ending.

Pretty Girl 05.28.12 - Jaimie Alexander

Yes, I did just watch Thor, but I she looks better during his guest spot on Always Sunny.  Still, I'll go a round with the goddess of war.  Nice.

Pretty Girl 05.27.12 - Irina Shayk

Another former SI cover girl.  I do believe she's a Communist.  ;-j

Pretty Girl 05.15.12 - Sabina Gadecki

Now this one is more-whore than hot enough to be a poker ho!  I'm all in!

Pretty Girl Video Update! - Alexis Bledel

AMC unequivically assures me that there is no nipple in this scene, but I'm not sure that I believe them.  ;-j

Pretty Girl (Topless) Update! - Kate Upton

Well, sure, now that I know what heaven looks like, I wanna go.

Pretty Girl 05.12.12 - Heather Nichols

 This is what she looks like when she's not getting humped by Rampage Jackson.  And this is what she looks like when she is...

Pretty Girl 05.11.12 - Courtney Robertson

She "won" The Bachelor.  I dunno if there's a chick out there that could convince me to again take the dive, but she comes pretty damn close.