Wednesday, May 30, 2012

Zombie Attack In Miami: True Story


"The man who had his face chewed off Saturday afternoon is reportedly a homeless 65-year-old man named Ronald Poppo (guy on the right).

A witness said he saw a man, now identified as 31-year-old Rudy Eugene, chewing flesh from Poppo's face.

Eugene (guy on the left) is former high school football player with a prior criminal record, including an arrest for possession of marijuana in 2008.Eugene is also believed to be homeless at the time of the attack.

Police say as the men laid naked side by side, Eugene tore off the victim's cheeks, nose, and one of his eyes. A Miami police officer shot and killed Eugene after telling him to stop attacking the man."

This is the most horrifying thing I have ever read in my life. I have read this story about 20 times from 20 different sites, and the scene seems like something straight out of the a zombie movie. I am not going to put up the picture of what this homeless man looked like after, but if you google "Miami Zombie" and click images you can see it. I really suggest you don't, because the dude ate his face.

I guess even when the cops shot this guy he kept going, unless finally they fired a couple more shots and he died. There is no word on what this dude was on (in anything), but one rumor is something called "bath salts". I guess I am not up on my latest drug lingo, so I did some research. I guess it's like LSD, and this isn't the first case, actually it's been a growing trend.

Hmmm... Zombie attack... Growing trend...

I am officially on suicide watch.

I have always said that if there was ever a zombie outbreak that I am killing myself before it really gets going. I am not dealing that that shit. It doesn't really ever seem to have a happy ending. Plus, I am not all that fast and have never even shot a gun, so my chances are slim to none anyways. So yea, not dealing with that.

It really surprised me that it was the dude on the left that was eating the guy on the right. Seriously would've thought it would be the other way around. Guy on the right seems like he might eat me.

Why does this shit always happen in Florida? Everytime I hear some really fucked up story it's in Florida. I don't get it. The weather is great, why is every fucking crazy? Is it too nice? Is it the heat. STOP EATING EACHOTHER!!!!

Like I said Google Miami Zombie and click on pictures if you don't feel like sleeping for the next 2-3 months.

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